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"There are two different kinds of people in this world; those who finish what they start, and"
- Brad Ramsey

"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
- Groucho Marx

"I wanted to kill the hottest person on earth. Then I learned there were laws against suicide"
- Missy Fruchter

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"
- Franklin Jones

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot"
- Steven Wright

"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours"
- Jerome K. Jerome

"Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do"
- Terry Marchal